Olympics are over. Thank god. But I have to say that I'm sad to see them go.
All in all, Olympic accomplishments include... 36 gold, 38 silver, 36 bronze, about 3 cases of beer, around 3.6 liters of Jamison, .63 bottles of Plymouth and about 6.3 extra lbs.
At the Updyke-Halstenrud house, the gold went to Micho for his 0 flip, 0 spin dive into the pool (ok, he slipped), silver to Ulysses for his WR and OR 2 scorpions killed & disected (wrestling is the category, I guess) and Mangy got the bronze for doing jack shit for 3 weeks.
Time to start working out for the next Olympics. See ya in 4 years.
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Monday, August 25, 2008
Monday, August 11, 2008
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smash (v.)
1. Common French usage. to be owned by. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
2. Common French usage. to consume human feces in honor of another person. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
3. Common French usage. to pay respect to by embarrassing oneself in public. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
1. Common French usage. to be owned by. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
2. Common French usage. to consume human feces in honor of another person. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
3. Common French usage. to pay respect to by embarrassing oneself in public. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
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