Silver lining

Officials Struggle With Rise in Knife Crimes Among Britain’s Youths...

Clearly the solution to this is the spork. Americans 1, Brits 0. Booyah!
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2008 sucks

If the software I'm responsible for broke as often as this shitty economy, I would've lost my job a long time ago. Actually, that's a lie.
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Sucks to be you

Just one question for the InBev guys, have you actually tasted Budlight? And I'll let you in on a little secret. You can get 2 for $5 at the happy hour around the corner.

Silver linings

Imagine Jesse Helms at heaven's gate... good luck Jesse.
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It could be worse

Your mother could be Fannie Mae and your father Freddie Mac.
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Why are you here?

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As you have probably noticed... 2008 sucks! As former new yorker and an amateur cynic, I've decided to celebrate this fact by complaining out loud. Yelping will take shape in the following forms.

- It could be worse
- 2008 sucks
- Viva 2009
- Silver linings
- Sucks to be you

Stay tuned...
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