Thank god its over. Hurrah!!! I've mentally checked back in and I'm ready to celebrate the new year. Now all I need is stock recovery and 6 months of the gym and I'm good to go. Oh, this is the year of overpriced cigars and cognac btw.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Monday, December 15, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Silver lining
Olympics are over. Thank god. But I have to say that I'm sad to see them go.
All in all, Olympic accomplishments include... 36 gold, 38 silver, 36 bronze, about 3 cases of beer, around 3.6 liters of Jamison, .63 bottles of Plymouth and about 6.3 extra lbs.
At the Updyke-Halstenrud house, the gold went to Micho for his 0 flip, 0 spin dive into the pool (ok, he slipped), silver to Ulysses for his WR and OR 2 scorpions killed & disected (wrestling is the category, I guess) and Mangy got the bronze for doing jack shit for 3 weeks.
Time to start working out for the next Olympics. See ya in 4 years.
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All in all, Olympic accomplishments include... 36 gold, 38 silver, 36 bronze, about 3 cases of beer, around 3.6 liters of Jamison, .63 bottles of Plymouth and about 6.3 extra lbs.
At the Updyke-Halstenrud house, the gold went to Micho for his 0 flip, 0 spin dive into the pool (ok, he slipped), silver to Ulysses for his WR and OR 2 scorpions killed & disected (wrestling is the category, I guess) and Mangy got the bronze for doing jack shit for 3 weeks.
Time to start working out for the next Olympics. See ya in 4 years.
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Sucks to be you
smash (v.)
1. Common French usage. to be owned by. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
2. Common French usage. to consume human feces in honor of another person. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
3. Common French usage. to pay respect to by embarrassing oneself in public. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
1. Common French usage. to be owned by. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
2. Common French usage. to consume human feces in honor of another person. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
3. Common French usage. to pay respect to by embarrassing oneself in public. Example: The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Silver lining
Officials Struggle With Rise in Knife Crimes Among Britain’s Youths...
Clearly the solution to this is the spork. Americans 1, Brits 0. Booyah!
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Clearly the solution to this is the spork. Americans 1, Brits 0. Booyah!
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2008 sucks
If the software I'm responsible for broke as often as this shitty economy, I would've lost my job a long time ago. Actually, that's a lie.
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